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Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Granted, but Danney comes and haunts you as a ghost for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

Granted, But your dick fell off


I wish i could get away with murder

Granted. But the only way to get away is through murder-suicide.

I wish the voices would stop.

You got over your cold. -_- But I didn't

I wish I had a magic bush  that would fly me around.

Granted. But it's a thorn bush and you've been permanently attached.

I wish I had a zebra.

Granted. But your zebra is possessed by a demon and tries to viciously kill you whenever you go near it.

I wish I had better clothes haha

I wish that Jae would be on Mohawks Rock waaayyyyyyyy more often to talk to us! :-(

Granted.  But she ends up talking so often that she no longer has time to read a word you say.


I wish all wishes were granted in the best interests of the wisher on this thread! :D

Well, you know what they say, careful what you wish for.......I wish that all us hawkers make more time for MR! :-)

I think I was very careful there =)

Granted. But now we spend so much time on a site dedicated to mohawks that we become brainwashed, lose all our human traits, and turn into zombies that travel around the world with scissors, giving everyone mohawks before we turn the earth's population into mohawk- zombies.

I wish could find more music that I like


I wish that Jae would come back to us! :-(


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